As if we have to explain! You may have seen the "Why Men Prefer Airplanes: T-shirt; well turnabout is fair play!
From the front, this 100% preshrunk cotton T looks like just another mild-mannered Powder Puff Pilot product. But from the back, it tells the world ten reasons why airplanes are better than men.
Back of shirt:
Why Women Prefer Airplanes
An Airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
Airplanes can be turned off when you don't want to fly.
An airplane can be overhauled when its engine sputters.
Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
Airplanes don't come with drinking buddies.
Airplanes eventually stop whining.
Airplanes don't mind if you just want to position and hold.
Airplanes won't take off without you.
Airplanes don't discourage you from trying to do it all.
Airplanes come with pretty twinkling colored lights.